I'll be the Queen of Hearts

I hate it when random guys hand you a flyer when you are writing a paper in the library.

“The “cannibal” attacker who chewed off another man’s face in a gruesome crime in Miami Saturday is suspected to have been under the influence of a dangerous drug sold under the innocuous name “bath salts.”
‘Bath salts’ possibly behind recent ‘cannibal’ attack 

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

My Northern Renaissance lecture was so boring today that I had to wake up the guy sitting next to me just to leave the lecture hall.

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via thevolatilemolotov)

Can we talk about something else other than sex for just a few minutes?

(Source: -everynightisaveyou)

jaasiel:

Fascination Street

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cloj0b:

jezza spam
love this guy tho

cloj0b:

jezza spam

love this guy tho

10 guys that are sex on a stick (in no particular order) → Gale Harold